Berardisms and Quotes

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

You can’t sell from an empty cart.

He has no more of an idea than a goat.

The person who seeks perfection in everything is destined to achieve nothing. Besides, a halo above one’s head is just one more thing that requires dusting.

You say I’m crazy like it’s a bad thing.

If we’re here to serve others, what are others here for?

You gotta give to get.

Some days it just ain’t worth chewing through the restraints.

Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the belland run… he hates that!

Hard work pays off in the future- laziness pays off now.

Instincts? We don’t need no stinkin’ instincts!

Most people stop to think and never start again.

To err is human, to blame it on someone else is corporate management material.

Do I look like I care what you think?

Ignorance is not a crime… so you’re free to go.

I’m sorry, but you’ve forced me to release the flying monkeys.

I believe in first things first- but not necessarily in that order.

I’m not overly critical, just terribly, terribly alert.

I’m not crazy I’m just being me.

What we pursue the most will certainly become the most elusive to us.

Value is always a matter of perception.

Never offer your comb to a bald man.
Many times, our greatest rewards are simply the positive offspring of a painful experience.

It may be simple, but it’s not easy.

Stick to the vision and things begin to happen.

Fear not! I’ve got a plan!

He resists change like it was an express bus to Hell!

You don’t have to be perfect to live a purposeful life.

That we live is not nearly as important as how we live.

It’s hard to focus on the beauty of the bayou when you’re up to your ass in alligators.